Quote #46

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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  1. As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree'-probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
  2. The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who …
  3. Sonja: I do believe that this is truly the best of all possible worlds. Boris: Well, it's certainly the most expensive.
  4. What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.
  5. Boris: If it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he…
  6. Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
  7. Boris: I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If he was a carpenter, I wondered what he charged for bookshelves.
  8. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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