3 Artemus Ward Quotes on Family

Artemus Ward quotes on family

16. The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.

17. I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

19. The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

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