Artemus Ward Quotes on Family
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The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.
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I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
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The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.