Artemus Ward Quotes on Humor
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I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.
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I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am.
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He is dreadfully married. 'He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.'
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The sun has a right to 'set' where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.
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...their eyes sparkled like diminds, their cheeks was like roses, and they was charmin enuff to make a man throw stuns at his granmother, if they axed him to.
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The fack can't be no longer disgised that a Krysis is onto us.
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N.B. This is rote sarcastikul.