7 Artemus Ward Quotes on Humor

Artemus Ward quotes on humor

1. I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.

3. I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am.

7. He is dreadfully married. 'He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.'

9. The sun has a right to 'set' where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.

12. ...their eyes sparkled like diminds, their cheeks was like roses, and they was charmin enuff to make a man throw stuns at his granmother, if they axed him to.

14. The fack can't be no longer disgised that a Krysis is onto us.

15. N.B. This is rote sarcastikul.