Artemus Ward Quotes on History

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  1. The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop over. G. Washington never slopt over.

  2. Did you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?

  3. The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybody else from enjoyin his.

  4. I now bid you a welcome adoo.

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