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  1. They cherish his mem'ry, and them as sell picturs of his birthplace, etc., make it prof'tible cherishin' it.
  2. ...their eyes sparkled like diminds, their cheeks was like roses, and they was charmin enuff to make a man throw stuns at his granmother, i…
  3. The sun has a right to 'set' where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.
  4. My pollertics, like my religion, being of an exceedin' accommodatin' character.
  5. Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
  6. The fack can't be no longer disgised that a Krysis is onto us.
  7. He is dreadfully married. 'He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.'
  8. N.B. This is rote sarcastikul.

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