Quote #12
...their eyes sparkled like diminds, their cheeks was like roses, and they was charmin enuff to make a man throw stuns at his granmother, if they axed him to.
More from Artemus Ward
- I now bid you a welcome adoo.
- My pollertics, like my religion, being of an exceedin' accommodatin' character.
- They cherish his mem'ry, and them as sell picturs of his birthplace, etc., make it prof'tible cherishin' it.
- The fack can't be no longer disgised that a Krysis is onto us.
- The sun has a right to 'set' where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.
- N.B. This is rote sarcastikul.
- Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
- The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.