The sun has a right to 'set' where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

They cherish his mem'ry, and them as sell picturs of his birthplace, etc., make it prof'tible cherishin' it.

He is dreadfully married. 'He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.'

With Donne, whose muse on dromedary trots, Wreathe iron pokers into true-love knots; Rhyme's sturdy cripple, fancy's maze and clue, Wit's forge and fire-blast,…

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree'-probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit d…