Quote #7
He is dreadfully married. 'He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.'
More from Artemus Ward
- Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?
- Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
- The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could preven…
- The sun has a right to 'set' where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.
- Did you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?
- They cherish his mem'ry, and them as sell picturs of his birthplace, etc., make it prof'tible cherishin' it.
- I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am.
- I now bid you a welcome adoo.