Artemus Ward Quotes on Marriage
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He is dreadfully married. 'He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.'
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The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.
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My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
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The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.