4 Artemus Ward Quotes on Marriage

Artemus Ward quotes on marriage

7. He is dreadfully married. 'He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.'

16. The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.

18. My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

    Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

19. The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

    Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.