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What does it mean?
Did you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?
In plain terms
A literal asking about measles experience and count.
What can you take from it?
Clarify health history with specific details.

Where it applies

  • doctor visit
  • family health interview

Putting it to work

  • ask for exact numbers
  • record illnesses

Questions to consider

  • Why ask for a count of measles?
  • What does the number indicate?

Another view

The question is oddly phrased and may be confusing.

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