5 Chris Rock Quotes on Sports

Chris Rock quotes on sports

9. Debbie Thomas went to the Olympics : bust her ass! Fucked around with a white boy!

53. Black people dominate sports in the United States. We're 10% of the population, we're 90% of the Final Four.

54. Black people dominate this shit! Basketball, baseball, football, boxing, track! Even golf and tennis! And the minute they make a heated hockey rink, we're gonna take that shit too. Motherfuck Wayne Gretzky. Wait 'till you see LeBron on some skates. You ain't seen nothing yet! He just gonna have one skate, chilling. He won't even have a stick, he'll just smack the puck in with his dick. Pow! Slapshot Bitch!

63. You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, 'USA! USA! USA!' Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?

99. Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.