6 Chris Rock Quotes on Dating

Chris Rock quotes on dating

1. If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick.

6. When I see a fine sister with a white man, I get pissed. I get mad. I don't get violent, but I get mad. I'm like, 'Damn, baby, what do I got to do : to get with you?' I mean, what must I do?

7. Debbie Thomas married a white man. Walked down the aisle! I was mad at first. I was like, 'Damn, Debbie. What do I got to do : to get with you?' Then I thought it over and said, 'You know what? I bet she didn't meet a lot of brothers on the ice!'

9. Debbie Thomas went to the Olympics : bust her ass! Fucked around with a white boy!

29. Every time a man's being nice to you [women], he's offering you dick.

76. Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain't gonna be at the perfect time. You're married, they're single. That's right. You're Jewish, they're Palestinian. You're a Mexican, they're a racoon. You're a black woman, he's a black man.