Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people! You know why? Because black people hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm…

You can't have shit when you around niggers, you can't have shit. You can't have no big screen TV! You can have it, but you better move it in at 3 in the morni…

Community college is like a disco with books: 'Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!'

Only those who hate the Negro see hatred in the Negro.

But we [Americans] are as other men, exactly. Of one blood, one species, one brain, one figure, one fundamental set of collective instincts, one solitary body …

'I've got black friends, I employ black people. I don't employ them because they are black; I employ them because they're the best people who applied for the c…