Quote #40

I'm watching the news : Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets : no, they wasn't. Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Them two niggers got shot! Shit, I love Tupac, I love Biggie, but school will be open on their birthday.

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