Quote #48

If you mention to a woman that the song is disgusting and mysoginistic, they all give you the same answer: 'He ain't talking 'bout me!' Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick : He said your name! 'No, he didn't!' Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick :

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