3 Chris Rock Quotes on Criticism

Chris Rock quotes on criticism

20. You know the worst thing about niggers? Niggers always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A nigger will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigger will say some shit like, 'I take care of my kids.' You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? 'I ain't never been to jail!' What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!

48. If you mention to a woman that the song is disgusting and mysoginistic, they all give you the same answer: 'He ain't talking 'bout me!' Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick : He said your name! 'No, he didn't!' Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick :

93. Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judging the singing. Paula Abdul?! Getting Paula Abdul to judge a singing contest is like getting Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!