More from Chuck Klosterman

  1. 'Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living.'
  2. 'This is the kind of shit that would prompt Tyler Durden to hit somebody in the face.'
  3. 'The Joker was Batman's nemesis, but-ironically-his archenemy was Superman, since Superman made Batman entirely moratal and generally nones…
  4. 'Whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to ex…
  5. If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus
  6. 'Were there really this many women in 1985 saying to their husbands, 'Gee, honey, I'd love to have random strangers masturbate to a jpeg im…
  7. We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It's easy. The first girl I ever loved was someone I knew in si…
  8. 'This SimChuck is one suave bastard.'

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