The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.

Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.

The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.

Of all the Griefs that harrass the Distrest, Sure the most bitter is a scornful Jest

True kindness presupposes the faculty of imagining as one's own the suffering and joys of others.

The death of one is a tragedy, but death of a million is just a statistic.