'Rock is really about dick and testosterone. I go and see a band, I want to fuck the guy - that's the way it is. It's always been that way.'

'I am just the classic person who wants to learn stuff. I want good tutors, and with Kurt I had the best.'

'If you want to ask about my drug problem go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.'

'I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me.'