Quotes from MAD magazine with 'future quotes we can expect to hear'...[2]

'People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.'

'I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.'

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'

It's a brilliant metaphor. What I meant to say was, when you see a monkey masturbating at the zoo...

When did Ted Kennedy become Jabba The Hutt? He's huge! You're a Kennedy, not a Macy's Day float. 'Bring him down! We're voting!'

I heard somebody say, 'Now where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.