But this should serve as a reminder to brides of the importance of discouraging reception guests from discharging their firearms unless they have a good reason, such as the band vocalist attempting to perform 'I Will Always Love You' in the official Whitney Houston Diarrhea of the Vowels version ('And IIIIIIeeeeeIIIIIIIII, will alwaaaaays love yoooooeeeeeeeooooooouuuuueeeeeeeeeoooooo' BANG)
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The author advises brides to stop guests from shooting guns unless the singer is bad.
- In plain terms
- Don't let people shoot guns at weddings unless the music is terrible.
- What can you take from it?
- Some excuses for violence are absurd.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What would you ban at your wedding?
- How do you handle bad performers?
Another view
The scenario is extreme and not applicable to real life.
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