A lot of people were very upset, especially people in Palm Beach County, who were saying that they had accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan, which was clearly a mistake. Even Pat Buchanan admitted this. 'You'd have to be nuts to vote for me!' he declared. 'Hell, I didn't even vote for me!'

But when it came to eloquence, George [H. W.] Bush was Winston Churchill compared with his vice president, the legendary J. Danforth Quayle. You never knew wha…

But this should serve as a reminder to brides of the importance of discouraging reception guests from discharging their firearms unless they have a good reason…

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: 'There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note tha…

The caucus is a sort of representative meeting which sits voting and voting till they have cut out all the known men against whom much is to be said, and agree…

You have the right to bear arms, you have the right to arm bears, what ever the hell you want to do!

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.