The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: 'There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The author invents a fake constitutional requirement for a difficult national anthem to mock patriotism.
- In plain terms
- The fake Constitution requires a hard-to-sing anthem.
- What can you take from it?
- Satirize national symbols by exaggerating their difficulty.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What makes a national symbol meaningful?
- How do you critique without offending?
Another view
Mocking sacred symbols can alienate loyal citizens.
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