Look at that magic marker. What, you think that's some kind of crayon?! Take the cap off, sniff it, and get high!

Tyrone: And kids, that was the first time I ever sucked a dick for crack , but not the last. Teacher: Thank you for that lovely and very graphic story... Tyron…

Let me show you how I go to the bathroom. (Proceeds to take a dump in the classroom rubbish bin).

Kids...you're lookin at a dead man. I should not be in front of you today. Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life.'...'Me and my friends would go home every day…

Giving me a new idea is like handing a cretin a loaded gun, but I do thank you anyhow, bang, bang.

Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumsize yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an…

Let's step back and think about the likely outcome of a scenario that involves the words 'James Nicoll', 'a box of sharp needles' and 'possibly without ever ha…