Quote #42

'Yeah, man, America wants to see us live, not work. Look at me America, look how Tron is (To the tune of of Stevie Wonder's 'Livin' For The City') livin for tha citaaayyyyy'

More from Dave Chappelle

  1. 'Now you're looking at the world's richest man and I'm black. Kiss my black ass America! Hahaha!'
  2. (Making fun of his new white roomate) 'What's the square root of this apartment!?! AHAHAHA!'
  3. (talking about how he became richest man in the world) 'Hot hand in a dice game baby girl...I'm talking 'bout 6 hours straight, clackity cl…
  4. 'Will I still be able to traffic rocks to the community?'
  5. 'Get outta my face nigga! Im making juice!'
  6. 'It was torture. Straight torture, son. First he put my nuts on a dresser. It was crazy, just my nuts. Then he banged 'em shits with a spik…
  7. 'It's great to be alone for a minute in the confession room (laughs)...NIGGAZ IS WILIN'!'
  8. 'Go get me some juice, bitch, I'm Thirsty' (Talking to 'Chad' from 'Mad Real World'

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