'Yeah, man, America wants to see us live, not work. Look at me America, look how Tron is (To the tune of of Stevie Wonder's 'Livin' For The City') livin for tha citaaayyyyy'

'Now you're looking at the world's richest man and I'm black. Kiss my black ass America! Hahaha!'

(Making fun of his new white roomate) 'What's the square root of this apartment!?! AHAHAHA!'

(talking about how he became richest man in the world) 'Hot hand in a dice game baby girl...I'm talking 'bout 6 hours straight, clackity clackity clackity clac…

For some of us it now embodies a mildly prurient voyeurism, but those who stay tuned claim it offers real insights into people's lives.

Colbert: (talking about reality TV): It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

Today we're all alike, all of us bound together by our shared apathy toward work. That very apathy has become a passion. The one great collective passion of ou…