More from Dave Chappelle

  1. Katie had some big ass TITTIES. (signature laugh)
  2. 'Go get me some juice, bitch, I'm Thirsty' (Talking to 'Chad' from 'Mad Real World'
  3. Brace yo'self foo!
  4. 'It was torture. Straight torture, son. First he put my nuts on a dresser. It was crazy, just my nuts. Then he banged 'em shits with a spik…
  5. What's this? Mr. Franklin's lonely. What's this 'sorry daddy?' Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of …
  6. 'Will I still be able to traffic rocks to the community?'
  7. This is not an option, nigga. If you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
  8. (Making fun of his new white roomate) 'What's the square root of this apartment!?! AHAHAHA!'

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