More from Dave Chappelle

  1. High Dude : Hey Calvin, there is a thin line between fries and shakes
  2. Girl #1 : Eww nigga you smell like french fries
  3. Dave (While At A Tittie Bar) You know what? She had the nerve to tell me that I smell like I've been at the tittie bar......SO THE FUCK WHA…
  4. Calvin : Hey ya'll, I brought ya'll dinner from work
  5. Cribs Episode* Hey MTV! Come on in ya broke muthafuckas!
  6. Cal' wife : Calvin, you can't keep bringing fries and burgers to me and the baby
  7. Diddy: (in the style of The Warriors)Breaaast milk, you made my dayyyyyyyay!
  8. Calvin : What am I supposed to do?

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