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Quote #96
Calvin : Hey ya'll, I brought ya'll dinner from work
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Girl #1 : Eww nigga you smell like french fries
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Calvin : What am I supposed to do?
High Dude : Hey Calvin, there is a thin line between fries and shakes
Cal's wife : Nigga get a real job!
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