7 Don Marquis Quotes on Humor

Don Marquis quotes on humor

2. dedicated to babs with babs knows what and babs knows why

16. it is a cheering thought to think that god is on the side of the best digestion

19. i met a toad the other day by the name of warty bliggens he was sitting under a toadstool feeling contented he explained that when the cosmos was created that toadstool was especially planned for his personal shelter from sun and rain thought out and prepared for him

20. a little more conversation revealed that warty bliggens considers himself to be the center of the said universe the earth exists to grow toadstools for him to sit under the sun to give him light by day and the moon and wheeling constellations to make beautiful the night for the sake of warty bliggens

25. breakfast breakfast i am full of breakfast and they are at breakfast in heaven they breakfast in heaven all s well with the world

49. If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity marry, and perpetuate his kind.

63. Science has always been too dignified to invent a good backscratcher.