i met a toad the other day by the name of warty bliggens he was sitting under a toadstool feeling contented he explained that when the cosmos was created that toadstool was especially planned for his personal shelter from sun and rain thought out and prepared for him

there is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble

a little more conversation revealed that warty bliggens considers himself to be the center of the said universe the earth exists to grow toadstools for him to …

there is bound to be a certain amount of trouble running any country if you are president the trouble happens to you but if you are a tyrant you can arrange th…

Of late, men seem to have been possessed by an incomprehensible impulse to strip themselves of everything with which nature has endowed them in order to make t…

Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man. Ale, man, ale's the stuff to dr…

Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop in the death rate. Although it'd be interesting to see if he'd post things like: DON'T YOU THINK I…