there is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble

there is bound to be a certain amount of trouble running any country if you are president the trouble happens to you but if you are a tyrant you can arrange th…

i met a toad the other day by the name of warty bliggens he was sitting under a toadstool feeling contented he explained that when the cosmos was created that …

it is a cheering thought to think that god is on the side of the best digestion

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

I am very glad to hear this, since I come from the Ukraine. From now on I can sleep peacefully. I will immediately telegraph my daughter in Kiev.

There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to sh…