'You know what I want in a woman, Paul?' 'What's that?' 'A friend. A true friend; someone who knows me and loves me anyway. You know, like when I'm through putting my best foot forward, she's still there, still the same.'

'I guess I'm looking for what any guy is looking for. I want a companion, you know. Just someone to share life with. I want her to be my biggest fan and I want…

'Living with a woman is going to be really tough. They tend to be really domesticated, you know. They fold things and clean things and know what they are going…

There are two types of men in this world--one is looking for a woman to make his life complete and the other is looking for a woman to join his complete life.

There is no formula for generating the authentic warmth of love. It cannot be copied. You cannot talk yourself into it or rouse it by straining at the emotions…

I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.

For the first few seconds, she was afraid he would throw her out because of the crude noises she was making, but then he put his arms around her. She was grate…