Well, so be it. Nothing's perfect in life, so you have an election that's not quite perfect. Is it better than not having an election? You bet.

I stand for eight hours a day. Why is standing limited to four hours?

That just couldn't be any more wrong than spreading marmalade on a steaming pile of flapjacks.

I suppose the implication of that is the president and the vice president and myself and Colin Powell just fell off a turnip truck to take these jobs.