That just couldn't be any more wrong than spreading marmalade on a steaming pile of flapjacks.

Well, so be it. Nothing's perfect in life, so you have an election that's not quite perfect. Is it better than not having an election? You bet.

I didn't know you were Secretary of Defense. Nice to meet you, Mr. Secretary of Defence. Maybe you can tell us: are we spreading our armed forces too thin? Bec…

I stand for eight hours a day. Why is standing limited to four hours?