I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in order to use a computer.

You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot.

AALST (n.) One who changes his name to be further to the front

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and th…