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  1. I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in or…

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  2. ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

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  3. You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot.

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