ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

AALST (n.) One who changes his name to be further to the front

CLIXBY (adj.) Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.

I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in or…