CLIXBY (adj.) Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.

ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

FAIRYMOUNT (vb. n.) Polite word for buggery.

AALST (n.) One who changes his name to be further to the front