FAIRYMOUNT (vb. n.) Polite word for buggery.

CLIXBY (adj.) Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.

LAXOBIGGING (ptcpl.vb.) Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.

ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.