LAXOBIGGING (ptcpl.vb.) Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.

FAIRYMOUNT (vb. n.) Polite word for buggery.

SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom

CLIXBY (adj.) Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.