SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom

LAXOBIGGING (ptcpl.vb.) Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

FAIRYMOUNT (vb. n.) Polite word for buggery.