WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

LAXOBIGGING (ptcpl.vb.) Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.