You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

I first saw this program in the same week that evidence was discovered of life on Mars. This is more exciting.

A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that i…