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8 Duke of Edinburgh Philip Quotes on Humor

Duke of Edinburgh Philip quotes on humor

  1. To a British student in Papua New Guinea: 'You managed not to get eaten then?'[1]

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  2. Said to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, 'You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly.' (1993)[1]

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  3. 'Aren't most of you descended from pirates?' (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)[1]

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  4. In 2002, speaking to a blind, wheelchair bound woman who was accompanied by her guide dog, he remarked : 'Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?'[11]

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  5. I am actually a large piece of cheese. (1953)

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  6. You look like you're ready for bed!

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  7. Never pass up a chance to go to the loo or to take a poo.

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  8. If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

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