E. B. (Elwyn Brooks) White Quotes on Humor
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'It's broccoli, dear.' 'I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.'
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Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again.
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Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.