Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of cou…

Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear; the strength so strong mere force is feebleness: the truth more first than sun, m…

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem. If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if y…