A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.

The age demanded that we dance And jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed The sort of shit that it demanded.

Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of ar…