The age demanded that we dance And jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed The sort of shit that it demanded.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

My attitude toward punctuation is that it ought to be as conventional as possible. The game of golf would lose a good deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues…

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.