When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the inquisition.

'After all, he [God] wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we're dumb, then God is dumb - and maybe even a li…

I've been in discos around the world. I've made a very thorough sociological study of discos ... As long as people want to get laid, there will be something li…