'After all, he [God] wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we're dumb, then God is dumb - and maybe even a little ugly on the side.'

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you c…

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the inquisition.